OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT HER BUTT!

OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT HER BUTT!

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justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will have XX or XY chromosomes

X sperm swims slower than Y sperm, but the Y can’t swim for as long as the X. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be XY

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

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rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

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timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

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I think we know who is really running this country

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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

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carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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